Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
MelanieBerrigan 0
I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush! You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.
mynameisloco 0
Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.
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Comments (132)
xboparai7x 2
Nice one genius
ddinspire6 10
Sounds like something someone would ********** with..
scarlettblondii 7
LOL bro I feel so bad for you. FYL
jkatz1227 6
Ohhhh shit. I also have a sonicare...
Sefolkerth 20
How do you not know you have to clean something you use in your mouth after you eat?
jskibabe22 4
I think i am going to go clean my tooth brush now
funnynesh 10
Your supposed to change your toothbrush every month
mordecaiandrigby 26
You're supposed to change the toothbrush/tip every three months...
ratmond101 0
I've been there I alway take the head off and rinse it off as well tho.
merpstyrr 2
... I'm gonna go check out my toothbrush now...