Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
MelanieBerrigan 0
I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush! You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.
mynameisloco 0
Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.
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Comments (132)
akiro525 3
well duh
Zhejan 0
My kid Chris has vaginal fluid on the brain
godsrightnutsack 0
oh, ew.
nazooer 11
yum
pheebs_is_on 0
ahhahhaha you loser
Riyu55 0
hope fully magic mushroom
Alicia_Raven7 0
i lol'd at the "vibrating mushroom" part.
Twisted107 4
vibrating you say?
yoyoforpeace 14
Well you're supposed to clean it and replace the head often...YDI
helloworldof99 0
lol thats ok
Temi25 6
ur not suppose to use a toothbrush for that long
blinkingstarlet 15
the sonicare toothbrushes are different. the handle is the same u just replace the head parts. im thinking op means the inside of the handle in between the battery part and the part where you click in the new head. that sucks lmfao.
Fop 6
That's gross..
AdamRock 2
RETARD.
jonnyplayzaguita 0
that's AWESOME!!!!
lgabra95 0
ok
MelanieBerrigan 0
I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush! You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.
Jal1989 0
yum...
sccrgirl 0
AAHHHH! me too! i hav the same toothbrush, and I NEVR check D:
drybamboo 0
The water seeps in the middle and it gets gross afterwards. This is why I ALWAYS separate the two parts. I only combine them when I'm brushing my teeth. Plus, I wash the bottom of the brush part afterwards. Also...same brush for 5 months? And all that gunk inside for that long? Gross.
redbluegreen 41
It would suck more if your mouth wasn't the place you were using it for.
mynameisloco 0
Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.
KingAfter 0
not sure, what exactly you're referring to, I have various possibilities in mind, but yes, I think putting that in your mouth is worse than any other part of your body, since you TASTE with your mouth (and yeah, you smell with your nose, that'd be gross too) and even though the OP apparently didn't taste it, it's more gross than putting that thing anywhere else... at least thats my opinion.
DameGreyWulf 1
******. Putting it in your ****** is worse, most definitely. No your ****** can't taste, but there's a whole other world of bad things that can happen as compared to your mouth. And if it wasn't clear, it's ****** because "/vibrating/ mushroom" Sounds like an interesting toy idea though...
allmidnighteyes 11
I don't see why the anus is being completely left out of this discussion. to bring it into it: vibrating buttshrooms.
redbluegreen 41
Rule 34, Alan. Rule 34. http://www.wiinoob.com/tag/mushroom-pillow/
allmidnighteyes 11
no mercy, no :C not that movie :*C
Intoxicunt 6
WOW, so I misread "******" as "vagenta" while scrolling down. I was thinking it was some cute word for ****** pink.
DameGreyWulf 1
Hey, vaginas do blush you know! ... Er, well, the lips anyway. Buttshrooms. That's genius.
lahp 0
unless you have voodoo magic and can taste with your bum :/ tht would be hell.. everything would taste like shit.... dun dun tush :D
blinkingstarlet 15
lmfao @ "we served vibrating mushrooms at my wedding" lmfao i just loled at work. haha
Tombrs 0
that's nasty but funny
joeyrocks 0
gross. O.O