Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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MelanieBerrigan 0
I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush! You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.
mynameisloco 0
Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.
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Comments (132)
OliBob 0
Haha, I didn't need to read that while brushing my teeth =)
craZelz 0
How did you not notice? :|
hyderabadi 0
did you change your bra and panties in these 5 months?
laughingman 0
sounds naughty "viberating mushroom"
GriefBacon 0
mmmmmmushroom!
KatieGoesRawrr 0
that's excactly what I thought when i read this #87. I'd stick a vibration mushroom in my mouth anytime. *eyebrows*
Sevventh 0
The good thing is that it came from bacteria from your own mouth. You could use a little culture anyways.
katie72 6
Clever pun, but as someone previously stated, if the toothbrush is on the counter, particles from the toilet may land on it when you flush. So it could be any sort of terrible germ from the porcelain god.
chitoryu12 0
Wait, seriously? Aww, crap!
workstupid 0
oh my god!!! the same thing happened to me! and to everyone saying she needs to change her toothbrush, they come with removable heads so you can put on a new one.
DeathShad0 1
FYL for the vibrating mushroom bit.
Gmarmalade 0
HaHa vibrating mushroom