Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
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Top comments
lachy15 15
Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.
SexySlayer1248 18
I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend
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Comments (128)
Tessa_11 19
Wow. What a terrible sister and boyfriend. Hopefully ex boyfriend now. Im sorry, OP
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Your sister is your main concern, find out why she thought this of all things was okay, then take that and figure out what to do next. Forgive her or disown her, all depends on you. Him? No excuses get rid of him, they did it in your room for multiple reasons. To disrespect you, to make you finding out easier and to laugh at how you never notice. They both are terrible for that.
Hawaii84 16
Boyfriends come and go, but your sister doing this to you is the worst betrayal. I hope you kick her ass or just distance yourself from her. How can you ever trust her again. As for your boyfriend I hope you did kicked him swiftly in the balls.
martin8337 36
Is the sister hotter or thinner or something?
SabrinaK1 12
I would've kicked both their asses! You don't deserve that.
an3ph 20
Aww. He must be able to take quick naps.
YawMoney 14
And That's why I don't like showering. You could get killed, paranormal activities or this.
sarahbevan20 11
Definitely needs a follow-up. How did you react , OP? Did you kick their asses?!
wowsaint 4
"You mean your ex-sister"
thatsucks4you 7
Haha he is a two pump chump!!