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Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML

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Zhejan 0

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******

DrunkenValor 0

I wonder how many people liked it.

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exoskeletal 0

Sorry. That's incomprehensible.

anoymousjoe 0

first reply =p, lmao i cnt wait to see u fools bury me!!!!!!

caancoha 0

You're probably a teenager. Should have kept it in your pants.

tingting1 0

maybe we won't give you that satisfaction then ;P

Maxine17 8

At least you can now list this child on the "children" bit on facebook.

sublime93 0

Silver lining

amatayo 0

whaaaaat? I just don't understand. uhhh where were you exactly?

bizarre_ftw 22

Not in the loop it would appear Guys don't a have a 6th sense about this type of thing you know. If she didn't tell him he had No way of knowing. That's, in part, the point of the FML Logic! It's part of a balanced perspective :) *imitates cereal commercial*

ThatOneGirl2020 13

It was probably a one night thing or something and he didn't think about it until he found the girl on FB with a little boy

Narzhul 0

You shouldn't have walked out on the pregnant mother, you meatbag.

moonlight_daze 8

This probably wouldn't be an FML if your assumption was correct.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

I dont think he knew she was preganant otherwise he wouldn't be so surprised.

your_face 15

Way to jump to conclusions. She could have walked out on him. Possibly before she even knew she was pregnant. Or maybe one of them had to move, and they didn't like having a long-distance relationship.

hothotheat_ 13

Or maybe they're still together. and he's out of town on business or something. and the wife/girlfriend went and had her kid, updated her facebook, and never told him about it. It could happen.

MissLyonsBaby 4

That's what I thought when I read it

ThatOneGirl2020 13

It was probably like a one night thing and he didn't think about it until he found the girl on face book with a little boy

The_madmax 23

Unless the pregnant mother walked out on him, you meatbag.

jessxoxo28 5

wow, that sucks. #22, u dont no if he walked out. maybe the girl didnt want him in her life. or its a divorced couple. watever the situation is, thats a sucky way to find out

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

This confused me so much before I realized that it was a man who posted. Lmfao, I'm kinda slow today.

Noxic 0

Don't feel bad, same thing happened to me lol.

Mata_Hari 0

LOL, I did the same. "How does that even work!?"

Lillith_fml 5

em no, this does not suck, the OP sucks big time. if she posted that on Facebook she obviously wants to know everyone who the father is, hence the healthy assumption is she does need you as a father for her child. YDI for not giving a damn.

CheshireHalli 19

Obviously he never knew that he got the girl pregnant. =/ Not really his fault. OP: FYL.

jjjeah 0

Lillith is a fail.