Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Snooping
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Insecure
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Forwarded
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Top comments
KrustyKrab 18
Wow, that's highly creepy and your boyfriend should have told you about that. If your boyfriend didn't know, I'd still be very uncomfortable around his dad.
clumsylobster 17
Funny how he's never mentioned it......
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Well at least you won't have any problems getting friendly with his dad ?
Badkarma4u 17
I think I saw a **** video that started like this. Whatever you do, dont sunbathe topless by the family pool. Also, if your washer and dryer break, go to a laundromat, and for the love of all things holy stay away from limousines.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Maybe you should figure out how to send a picture. It's not that complicated
YepThatsMeee 23
No, it can be more complicated to understand an FML. Apparently.
diagnosed 15
Well that depends on whether or not you sent any inappropriate pictures to your boyfriend. Now that could be rather embarrassing. However I tend to wonder how old you are? I mean seriously a sending pictures that are indecent should not be sent via phone once it is out there on the "net" the picture remains out there in one form or another.
cccook1547 14
Pictures aren't just spirited off to the Internet from a text message unless one of the people puts it on a website or its shared with others. I hope you realize that there's nothing wrong with being intimate over the phone or sexting when it's between two consenting people of legal age. Now whether she is of legal age is a whole different point.
Zebediabolical 45
You realize that about 4 months ago several hundred photos of celebs were stolen and distributed, right? From the iCloud where iPhones can be set to back up and/or store their photos automatically.
ashieme2009 12
I'm going to assume he has the parental app that allows him to monitor his sons activities. So, I'm also assuming he's a creepy perv for not saying anything. Or he's one of those "way to go son but I'll never tell you that to your face" kind of dads.. which is also weird.
BornActor 8
And that's why you don't sext.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Daddy must of liked what he saw then ;)
dawood_k 27
At Least dad knows what his son is getting into
MisterE101 9
For those of you that don't know, a lot of parents that have iPhone's use their child's iTunes account to activate their phone. Now that the child's iTunes account is on the phone they receive every iMessage that the child gets too. It's stupid I know but that's apple..
YepThatsMeee 23
One of the many reasons why iPhones are for iDiots.
BlondePsycho 43
Its so easy to turn that off though by just turning off imessage
MisterE101 9
but if you don't know it is happening you won't know to turn it off
justinccp 8
That's seriously disturbing - he could have easily let you know immediately. I would have a serious talk with your boyfriend about that & especially if your (as I'm assuming) fairly young
cryssycakesx3 23
but it's not the boyfriend's fault...