Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Doppelganger
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Godammit Ursula!
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Nice
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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d3zno0tz 0
if this is so, it must be your personality that makes you "the ugly one"
takeapieandrun 9
Whoever calls you that is an idiot...
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Comments (72)
noto_fml 0
Well are you??
Vivera93 0
ur not ugly, I would catch a grenade for u.
ipwnlosers 4
The Jersey Shore grenade or an explosive grenade...?
SassiestLemon 2
59 lol^
InnocentLies 0
Aw that's mean. :/ I hope they were joking.
patiencek 0
if you punch your sister in the face you would be the pretty one.
gusgus36 5
just because you're identical doesn't mean you look the same... maybe your sister puts effort into hair, makeup, etc, and you don't. if that's not the case, then it makes no sense they call you the ugly one. and either way, that is so mean
InnocentLies 0
She also could be just abit fatter. You know how dumb guys could be.
InnocentLies 0
Whoa troll I meant guys as girls and boys chill yes? okay. :)
InnocentLies 0
Oh phew anywho night.
Bobissmall 13
In that sentence "guys" would pretty much mean male... it's not like "Hey guys" Which can be both.
honeybunches88 5
It might not have anything to do with how much effort OP puts in to her appearance or even her personality. A lot of the time, as twins get older, their appearances naturally start to differ. Even identical twins do not always stay perfectly identical.
theannonymousone 0
Hit the gym and fix him a sandwich and you'll be set. And maybe play with his balls a little.
theannonymousone 0
Aww c'mon, don't take it that way. All guys have base/basket/golf/foot/soccer/raquet/lacross balls. You dirty minded s-o-b's.
rockhound 0
Neither comment was funny. Fail X 2
monagro 22
That means you've totally deserved it. You started off at the same point, but by her working harder for it, she has resulted in looking better.
bluefairy_fml 24
Even if in your natural state, you look just like your sister, maybe she uses more make-up, dresses nicer, has a nicer haircut etc. There can be differences. But, most likely, the people who said that about you simply can't stand you and talk trash about you.
kipfischer 11
learn how to apply your make up, she's doing it better
smushies_fml 0
do your hair and make up better !