Today, I found out that being the "bull" of a cuckold relationship is not as good as it looks to be. She is pregnant and now the couple, despite earning triple figures, is suing me for child support. I'm in college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Top comments
Busymomma12 6
that's why you wrap it up. every time.
JasonThorn 23
Hope it was fun while it lasted, but you were always on the outside on that dynamic. Push for a paternity test, if you haven't already. If the baby is yours, your college fun is over unless you can work your tail off.
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Comments (48)
burnforeternity 30
That’s a fat YDI. But get paternity testing, if you’re lucky, it’s not yours, and you’re in the clear.
joi9496 13
you don't have to pay child support unless the baby is proven to be biologically yours
daengh 15
In a lot of places there's a presumption that the husband is the father unless paternity is challenged, with a time limit on challenging.
Peggy Papez 7
If it's your baby then you automatically get joint custody and the parent who earns the most is the one to pay support. That means they owe you not only equal access to the kid but child support too.
The_candyman 13
Very simple. step 1. get the baby tested to make sure it's yours. if not your done if it is. step 2. if and when they take you to court for child support file against them. they make money so it cost for them to file. free for you if you have no income. explain to the judge how you want 50% rights because its important for you to be in your kids life. step 3. file for child support. guessing when you say three figures you mean six simple mistake. they will have to provide money to you because they make alot more then you. remember this is advise if you plan to be a good father which every kid needs if you dont want to be a father then you ****** up. being a father is an amazing experiance I can tell you that and nothing is better then it.
RichardPencil 32
Triple figures? You mean they volunteer and occasionally take on part-time jobs?
kitkatmiaow 21
I can tell you’re a bit of a Twat not just for what you did but also for the way you phrased it here.
avocadopurse 5
What exactly did he do? "Cuckold" refers to a scenario in which a man gets off on his wife having relations with other men. That implies that the husband consented, so what's the problem?
BasketBallForever293 17
what does being the bull mean
samomaha 17
According to urbandictionary.com, a bull is "a sexually dominant male who, for fun or financial gain, cuckolds and humiliates husbands while servicing their wives."
saffy66 34
Who says it's yours? Unless they knew he was infertile, in which case you might be the gullible fool they trapped to give them a kid AND pay for it - or the child support threats are to convince you to give up your parental rights to the husband.
ChakatBlackstar 29
A big part of cuckold relationships is that the husband doesn't get a turn, possibly ever. Presumably this is one of those given the level of certainty.
Amazingandro 15
Sure- but they may have other bulls. they also may not be willing to jump through the hoops and are hoping for a "dumb kid" to make their lives easier.
annunaki_fml 11
broh. come the **** on. YDI
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I couldn't push YDI fast enough on this one. Protection people, protection! Stupid breeds stupid, and the last thing we need in this world is more stupid kids.