Today, I found out that being the "bull" of a cuckold relationship is not as good as it looks to be. She is pregnant and now the couple, despite earning triple figures, is suing me for child support. I'm in college. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Busymomma12 6
that's why you wrap it up. every time.
JasonThorn 23
Hope it was fun while it lasted, but you were always on the outside on that dynamic. Push for a paternity test, if you haven't already. If the baby is yours, your college fun is over unless you can work your tail off.
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tounces7 28
Since they are married, legally, the child is assumed his until proven otherwise.
Amazingandro 15
make sure to get a paternity test, and insist on visitation and partial custody of the child. one of two things will happen- Ether you will get it, and get to be in the life of your child, or it will irritate her/them enough that they will drop the insistence- sharing custody is hard, and it is feasible that the inconvenience of having to "share" may cause them to change their mind. And as was said before, Wrap it up every time- for your safety. Good luck, Kiddo. You are gonna need it. (also, I feel the need to point out that not everyone involved in this sort of kink is a piece of crap)
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Can’t sue for child support if they make more money than you. Also yes push for a paternity test also maybe get a vasectomy if you find a new couple.
Pornstartled 14
So now you know what it's like to be bullied...
kg56 5
Definitely time to lawyer up. Your university should have free legal help for a start.
avocadopurse 5
1. Paternity test. 2. Talk to a family lawyer. You can at least get a free consult. Some states have assumed paternity, meaning that the husband of the mother is legally the father of the child. Weird, I know. Also, in some states, you can sign away your parental rights to visitation and be relieved of your financial obligation. If you aren't ready for a child and believe they will be good parents, it's probably in the baby's best interest as well as yours. Theirs too, because then the husband could legally adopt the baby. Put up a fight. Remind them that if you pay child support you're entitled to visitation, they'd be liable to you if they ever wanted to move far away, and you could sue for custody later on once you're set up. Even if you don't want those things, reminding them that you'd be entitled to it is probably a good way to make them realize that they don't need your money to raise their baby. And if they do want you to be their baby's daddy, then something is ****** in their marriage and I can't help you. Inviting someone into the bedroom is one thing, but chances are they won't want you involved with the baby, so they aren't entitled to shit.
michaelscashier 5
Yeah dude, you should not have made sure you were wearing protection for your own sake. This is kind of on you for not protecting yourself.
Silver Kitsune 5
Wait that doesn’t seem right at all Talk about being “used”