Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with, "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, I found out the position I thought I had earned by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers because I "talked too much". Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been put in time-out. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
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My_Nightmare 19
I'm sorry but, this is great
mismonroe 0
How sexist of them to assume that because you are male you are sexist.
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mismonroe 0
How sexist of them to assume that because you are male you are sexist.
spartan522114 0
Turn it around on them, that's what I always do.
mismonroe 0
Exactly! Lawsuit!
dvdp112 0
^^ you got good sandwich making hands I can tell..
yeaitsnancy 0
good point!
mismonroe 0
Only because I really like sammiches.
AttucisFinch 0
Sandwich comments and your profile says eat me. Ummm... I'd eat you?
TylersMB 0
having "eat me" on your profile is a little dangerous lol
ABRxyeah 0
she's gonna have 40 year old creepers stalking her
monnanon 14
LOL come on OP we know you would have said it regardless of the job you do :) Nah im only kidding, maybe it was one of those taken out of context moments.
jackiemoonthepro 5
bet she can handle a mean footlong ;)
LOLbomb 1
Win^
teh_uber_muffin 3
That, sir, was what I was about to post. Good job.
salvorican 24
If a tree falls on a woman would anyone be able to hear? The answer is no because there are no trees in the kitchen :D
dvdp112 0
ha!
BagleHead 6
I don't think we need to worry about a bonsai tree falling on a woman. Unless its a little woman.
Keffin 0
a woman walks into the forest. but the question is what is a forest doing in the kitchen?
extreemguy19 7
a man runs over a woman in his car, who's fault was it? well, why was the man driving in the kitchen? YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AttucisFinch 0
There we go. I like a woman that can join in the fun instead of getting all bitchy about it. Thumbs up!
CitrusGirl 0
Usually we get "bitchy" when the sexist jokes are bad, which they most often are. This is a good one though.
CrypticHatchet 0
why are women bad drivers? because there is no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Blueglasscup 18
-Favourites- Did you call them sammiches? That might've been why.
Thunderbender 2
Well there's your problem.
Doem 2
Doesn't the subway call them subs?
SteelCladAngel 0
sandwiches and subway employees are known as sandwich artists :-|
DjeePee 25
Did the female worker tell it to your boss or did he just hear the conversation? If she told it, she really don't have a sense of humor.
emmiep1011 7
I'll make all you boys a sandwich...
ryankon518 3
Yes, please may I have another?
PwningLamp1 0
Thanks
tnlander 20
I bet it's a $5 footlong. "It's a man baby!"
AttucisFinch 0
Sold. I'll take one of those doll
Ieatpeople17 0
Ew
aardvarkish 17
I sense an innuendo. Not with buns of bread.
Luvmehateme292 0
I'm not a boy but can you make one too? I want a grilled cheese sammich please!
teh_uber_muffin 3
38 looks like a tool. Just saying.
Awahso 25
Hahaha wow. Thats hilarious (to us atleast). That is ridiculous though.
bitchslapped22 14
WIN