Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
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Top comments
stefluvsyou 4
Learn to swear at him in another language
liggity 1
Hopefully you'd already been served or u probably also ate some spit
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Comments (114)
thewest_fml 0
Google translate is a wonderful tool. Please use it next time.
lebronsucks 3
Piss food
vbmg152 19
YDI for being gullible!!
leadman1989 16
Why would you not use the vast pool of information which you are on RIGHT NOW! To confirm that what he was telling you was accurate? Thats like getting a chinese tattoo on your lower back that says ****, I sure hope you didn't get any dip spit in your food.
corrinaswan 0
Maybe u shoulda learned the true meanings before u said them to anyone
patriciadusud_fml 8
My flatmates in London (I'm french) told me that **** were toes.... and "get out of my ****" was a common expression that means "leave me alone".... They would love to tease me just to hear me say it.... until I found out 6 months later in a shoe shop.
swinglifeaway123 8
Ayyy!! Maltido lo todo!!!
divadro102 16
Ahhh the good ol' "teach me spanish [other language]" trick
missbadluk 0
That's mean. Some boyfriend.
Zaffro 8
My god you idiot, have you really this little intelligence?