Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
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stefluvsyou 4
Learn to swear at him in another language
liggity 1
Hopefully you'd already been served or u probably also ate some spit
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Comments (114)
wd_caro 6
besos mi cula
citygurlsleeps11 3
Learn a different language and swear at him.
KelpGelp 1
Who randomly speaks spanish to a waitress?
Sinkhole 26
Maybe people who go to Spanish/Hispanic restaurants.
moviemike 0
Lol, awesome!!!!!!
lisha88 1
Lol useful and funny
icic6772 0
Where I come from this is common knowledge and I speak NO Spanish
Pazu_fml 10
Gotta call YDI on this one. It takes a pretty big lack of awareness to not catch on to that, especially when you could have easily double-checked the phrases any time on the internet. And trying to use a language you've never studied (or even googled) with a waitress who might speak it kind of makes you look ignorant to begin with.
Watyll 1
Today, I was working as a waitress when some bitch walked in and started swearing at me in my first language, all while smiling. FML
Euronymous93 29
YDI for learning Spanish.
iateapenguin 27
How the hell can you have been ignorant enough not to check?! You totally deserved it.