Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
2nd place
United States
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Anonymous
Name thievery
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
WhatTheBleep
United States
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Top comments
Dabeli_fml 16
Run... Run to get a DNA test.
simsimbeep 13
Maybe she just likes the name...
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llamahatts 5
My sister is a CPS worker and told me about a case she was investigating where a wife cheated on her husband while he was in jail - with the husband's brother- and named the baby after the brother. Is the moral of the story at least your son isn't named after your brother or don't go to jail?
collegecloud 1
I kind of always thought I would name my first kid after my first love no matter who I'm married to at that time. You can't erase memories
FANGSINURFACE 2
woooooah. that's so not cool
Oceanu 14
What if she has a long list of ex-lovers?
headintheclouds2 7
I'm named after my dads ex girlfriends sister...
keilei 24
This smacks of La Casa del Fin de Los Tiempos (The House at The End of Time).
pinkstardust 9
Nice
Pepsiisbae 15
Unless she admitted it then you dont know for sure she could just like that name so dont jump to any conclusions that she still might like him cuz if she did she wouldnt be having a kid with you