Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Mystery
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Buckle up!
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Totallyscrewed
Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Anonymous
Selfish
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Robert
Legal issues
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Top comments
vettle 6
don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.
joceyx3 0
some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...
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Comments (179)
aardvarkish 17
Just name the baby Luke. Now repeat after me: "I AM your father!"
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Surprisingly, I did not see that one coming, but it gave me a good laugh. :)
EvilDave 13
Get a divorce! Do it NOW! And, site her pregnancy as the reason. All the bitches saying you shouldn't are just cheaters themselves.
t_w_i_l_i_g_h_t 1
Now how could you possibly know that?
aardvarkish 17
You shouldn't cheat. Call me a bitch?
shortymac 0
Hell no. If your shit has been out of commission for 2 years odds are it didn't magically just start working.
tavmaister 0
It's easy man, get yourself another woman.
Drummer389000 0
fucken just leave the bitch. it's one thing to cheat (once) and then make up after a while but it's a whole other thing to get pregnant. now she's a ****.
thisgirl2u 9
You do realize it only takes sleeping with someone once to get pregnant right?
seracy13 0
divorce her ass now!
smile_upon_me 0
you know, my mothers ex husband, my ex step dad had one done after my mom had my little sister....and now i have a little sister and brother because of that man. so don't freak out, it doesn't always work.
Jasper8713 2
It still is possible for you to get someone pregnant even after the vasectomy, as sometimes, it is not performed correctly (or there are birth defects which cause a man to have "extra" organs)... While this is rare, it is possible. Get a paternity test.
Anon900 3
what #1 said. botched vasectomies are common so maybe YOU did get her pregnant, not the big black construction worker dude down the street.
Brooke4494 0
it is possible for u to still get her ... just not likely but yeah I would check the kid