Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Mystery
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Buckle up!
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Totallyscrewed
Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Anonymous
Selfish
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Robert
Legal issues
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Top comments
vettle 6
don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.
joceyx3 0
some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...
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Comments (179)
blink_kid 32
Vasectomys can fail. Don't assume anything until the baby is born and you can do a DNA test.
Steffi 26
1% of snips, heal.
Steffi 26
There's a 1% chance of you fathering a child even if you've had a vasectomy.
The_9th_Doctor 18
she's a cheater
fairman 5
Jerry jerry
MissLanna 4
Should I be seeing you on the next Maury show?
733yoda_fml 19
Let her. If you love her, don't confront her about it and destroy your relationship.
fantasyworld 39
It is possible to get pregnant even if the man had a vasectomy. 1% of vasectomies fail.
TheAnon1313 28
Some vasectomies don't work!!
JazmyneJayy 14
I agree don't jump to conclusions. I am currently 18 weeks pregnant with a 5 year post vasectomy. It is rare for it to happen but the tubes do grow back. I've heard it's more likely in younger men. So before you FYL and immediately assume your wife is cheating go **** in a cup and see a urologist. Because I didn't have to tell my husband twice that I didn't cheat. Plus I encouraged a sperm count check.