Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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Liimitless 6
She can work late nights stripping?
notsorandomguy 18
First off, the OP just said that the very reason they're NOT kicking her out is because she's their mother. Secondly, stfu, because the parents decide to have the baby, not the child, AND they have less taxes
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Comments (184)
asmith2104 2
I think it's time to kick mommy to the curb. Especially if you are over the age of 25. You are probably single as well huh?
silentbutfunny 0
Id still make her pay, especially for all the times she grounded me
GoW_Chick 15
But how can she pay without any income?
silentbutfunny 0
I owe u's
rubberduckie94 13
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
Daydreemdie 0
Wow why not kick her out I mean just say I'm sorry but if you can not help with rent then you will have to move out... But if you think about it she did take care of you after all these years
asmith2104 2
Some people have parents that are dead beats... In that case kicking her out is a good idea. It doesn't state if that is true or not but still.
justbigbs 6
I wonder if your mom would think the same thing if the situation is reversed! food for thought.
rubberduckie94 13
More than likely ops Mom does not like the situation any better than op. Nothing hurts the old ego like loss of wages. You should actually take her out to dinner to cheer her up. Unless she was fired for gross misconduct she will get unemployment.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Not all mothers are saints. You have no idea what kind of relationship (if there was a relationship!) the OP had with his/her mother during childhood.
Calyx_fml 22
Pimp her out.
simgar98 0
just buy a parrot and teach it to say to your mom: "get a job" after a long time she MIGHT try to find a job or just kick her out anyway