Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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Top comments
Liimitless 6
She can work late nights stripping?
notsorandomguy 18
First off, the OP just said that the very reason they're NOT kicking her out is because she's their mother. Secondly, stfu, because the parents decide to have the baby, not the child, AND they have less taxes
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Comments (184)
salyeldin 4
Totally agree, Im pretty sure ur mom never made u pay rent when u were growing up
ifeelcheated 0
**** ur mum
GoW_Chick 15
I don't see how incest would solve OP's problem...
ifeelcheated 0
I dont mean that literaly
donkeyleader1 4
Sounds like her problem is... apparent
RedPillSucks 33
@25. Not being a grammar nazi. It's certainly funnier if "off" doesn't occur after "laid".
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey #48, I'm pretty YOU never learn grammar outside of text language since YOU are too lazy to type TWO WORDS to fully spell out YOUR and YOU. YOU *******...
jerry2011 4
Why is this even a FML? Don't you want to take care of your mom? At least when she is in trouble.... Mom is the most precious thing anyone can get. Mom is the only one who does favor without expecting anything in return. Just imagine how would your mom feel if she happens to read this FML.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's an FML because now the OP has to work double time to make ends meet or get evicted and possibly stay within his/her budget. So yeah, **** his/her life.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*LETTERS
RedPillSucks 33
She can still cook and clean. It's not like she'll sit there doing nothing. Hopefully, you can handle to full rent, or the whole kicking out issue will be moot as you'll both be out on the streets.
cruxx 0
56, I think you mean "I'm pretty sure you never learned..." nice try though. Better luck next time :)
GoW_Chick 15
Oh a_teen it's always fun when you go on one of your rants :)