Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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Liimitless 6
She can work late nights stripping?
notsorandomguy 18
First off, the OP just said that the very reason they're NOT kicking her out is because she's their mother. Secondly, stfu, because the parents decide to have the baby, not the child, AND they have less taxes
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Comments (184)
brian345 5
that sucks haha
kristof519 3
Just deal with it, things are tough all over lately, for everyone... You don't think your mother went through the same thoughts and emotions you are, about you at some point in your life?? Things should get better for you, just keep positive.
chrisiffer 17
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Iheartfunny 1
When I read the part that said "but shes my mother" the first thing I thought was. "and your point is"
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Kick her out politely?
ImSoEffedUp 10
Time to pay up for all those diaper changes....school clothes and supplies....and all the other motherly things she's done..... Don't complain.....it's your moms...
kkavyangad 0
I think your mom has a greater FML that she has such a nice,understanding child who's risen to the occasion to support her...
Night5h4d3 0
Then kick her ass out
Indigo14 6
Help her get back on her feet. She took care of you your whole life, so it wouldn't be right to kick her out. Once she's independent, then maybe mention it.
1PaulyD 9
Nick Swardson (walks in) ~ Mom have you been smokin' weed all day? Mom(smoking weed) ~ All I duuuh is smoke weed