Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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Top comments
Liimitless 6
She can work late nights stripping?
notsorandomguy 18
First off, the OP just said that the very reason they're NOT kicking her out is because she's their mother. Secondly, stfu, because the parents decide to have the baby, not the child, AND they have less taxes
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Comments (184)
pancakerocks 1
Wouldnt she do the same for you?
KiddNYC1O 22
Unconditionally.
WCARlover 35
Just help her try to get a job thats the best you can do
McDonaldsworker 4
Plus 1 thumb up for a sane idea, lol
upyourzlolz 11
-1 thumb for saying you had to +1 thumb.
IllHurtYou 0
What if she doesnt want a job...
Bad92LX 1
Agreed.
deadbabies 0
If you have the balls for it, you could always trick out your mother to make ends meet. Nothing turns on a sex-depraved pervert more than a child pimping out his or her mother, or is that just me?
McDonaldsworker 4
Ha ha ha, don't worry that's just u
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, it's the other way around (unless the mom is hot). *looks for pedobear*
iPfreeee 3
That's more than logical! Make her take out her teeth and tell her to hit the streets!
CaliforniaErin 13
Just you, buddy.
alival 12
If you have another spare room have someone else move in with both of you.
GoW_Chick 15
She's your mom you kind of have to take care of her, I mean she took care of you for a good part of your life, so now is the time to pay her back.
ChaosAngel17 14
Time to work the streets.
Dogbite1313 5
For everyone saying her mom took care of her when she was younger, that is a parents job. The parents chose to have a child, which means taking care of that child. As a child(meaning you parents), you should not have to support your parents or have to take care of them until they physically or mentally can no longer care for themselves.
ohmandapants 17
^ that makes you sound really ungrateful. If your parents need help, and you have the means to help them, then yes, it is your responsibility as their child to help them out. Even if it is before they are physically and mentally unable to take care of themselves. Actually, forget responsibility, you should WANT to help your parents out, not because you "owe" them, but because they're your parents.
Dracoboxer357 36
I agree with 35, it's called FAMILY. You stick together and help them get back up when they land on their ass. One would hope you'd want to do it too....cause it's this crazy lil thing called love?
silentbutfunny 0
Yea the only reason why some familys have kids are to take care of them and provide. So they provide food, shelter, and clothes, only if you can provide food and shelter when they retire
silentbutfunny 0
But mostly in the eastern hemisphere
Dogbite1313 5
Actually I am helping to support my mother right now, she lost her job so I'm paying all her bills and mine. So I'm saying this to people saying it as if you owe your parents. I CHOSE to do this.
Dogbite1313 5
Sorry but I'm not ungrateful, I am taking care of my mom who recently did loose her job and am paying all her bills and my own. What I am saying is it is not my responsibility to do it because I owe her for choosing to have a child, and raising it like a parent should. And she actually never raised me but my grandparents and godparents did.
duckie227 22
Exactly. I'm appalled OP would consider kicking out their mother. That's what's wrong with kids today. They are all spoiled and think about 'me me me.'
whosays1 7
Good for you OP! Remind her of "the time you payed her bills" when you need a favor =)
Xquisite1 28
It depends on how she lost get job. I certainly wouldn't call an individual whose job closed or has been laid "irresponsible". If she lost it due to her not showing up for work, then yeah the title fits then. The recession has affected many "responsible" people.