Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
uzee 29
well the second thing leads to the first - he gave her a raise because she gave him a raise first :D
Lordlucian 0
Now you know why she gets paid more
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Comments (72)
gooBUZZ 0
Lmao #13.
22cute 17
You shoul be glad. A good parent wants to see her children surpass her. You are just selfish & petty to see this as an FML. The world doesn't revolve around you, grow up.
simply_wicked2u 0
I don't think a good parent wants to see their kid doing well as a result of sleeping with the boss.
hhknighter 0
I hope you are close to your daughter. this would be a fml if she hates you. ydi
eric_guenther 0
OUCH!!!! I felt that burn. lol
DjeePee 25
And your life is ****** becaaaaaauuuuuse?
VeeVengeance 0
because her daughter is hotter, gets paid more AND she's great at sucking dick. ;D
DethbyFML 0
he did it all for the nookie.
valri3 0
Well if your boss fires you and he ever gets married to you daughter, then make life rough for him whenever they stop by for some of mom's good ole pie.
Janae1 5
Tell her to get you a raise
lideke 1
LOL
traze 7
Theres your answer to the high pay and if you still don't know here it is again, she is ******* the boss.
DoWorkBro 4
And what kind of company do you work at?