nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
fox_at_heart
Philadelphia, United States
So close…
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Anonymous
United States
Parenting in 2021
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
ahhahaha
United States
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
Bobo
Heist
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Mr. Unlucky
Woodbridge, United States
Anti-Dad
Today, after suffering a severe brain injury and receiving a large amount of money from the lawsuit for physical and mental rehab, I found out that my dad stole it all and spent it on himself. FML
Anonymous
Uncle Fester
Today, my asshole uncle stole the painkillers I was prescribed after my surgery. To top it all off, the pharmacy called CPS on my mom when she attempted to replace them because they thought she was lying, so they're going to be investigating. FML
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epicaussie 6
I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/
ReynshineCutting 10
He's not a dick. He has an addiction and needs help. Since it most likely started after being prescribed some for an injury, it's not his fault and he needs therapy. Don't be mad OP. Offer to help him with it.
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bubo_fml 11
Cocaine's a helluva drug...Uhh...Wait a minute...
jpallan 3
Unfortunately, there is no "that's just sad" voting mechanism.
Bofferding_fml 6
Daddy's breaking bad! Meth next step?
fluxterp 2
holy ****! are you mr bean's son?!?!
SkardeyKat 3
Sorry to hear that, op. It's no fun to have an addict in the family. I really hope your dad gets help.
smokedogg 0
He's probably not an addict because it's hard to get addicted and don't say oh it is because that's what I learned in health class. Health teachers exaggerate on how addictive shit is I've been taken like 6 of those everyday for 2 months and I'm not addicted and I know some people are gonna say than why do you do it everyday and my answer is it is the awsomest feeling in the world except for weed
NoOneLovesYou 13
Actually, I learned it not from "health class," but from the many drug-addicted losers I've had the, er, PLEASURE of sharing my time with. They say the same thing, you know that? "I'm not addicted!" That's probably the first sign that yeah, you are. If you aren't yet, you most likely will be. Your addiction is fed by the pleasurable feeling it gives you, so you aren't even aware of how dependent you are of the feeling. It's an incentive to continue. Stop for a few weeks, and you'll start showing negative symptoms. If you seriously think addiction is this obvious, outward thing, then you're wrong. If it was so easy to see addiction starting, addiction wouldn't be such a problem.
isis_morrigan 18
very well said reply!
aleXR12 1
You have to live with that ..cant change your parents.
judasxoxo 0
the ****?your dads a gangster ;3
hateevryone 15
he sounds like an addict. he needs help.
muhilrashid 4
I read something about tyson tomko is he your dad cuz he got arrested for the same thing ?
j_cat187 20
Oxycodone is a worthless drug. $80 to get high **** that. But seriously your dads pathetic