nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
fox_at_heart
Philadelphia, United States
So close…
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Anonymous
United States
Parenting in 2021
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
ahhahaha
United States
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
Bobo
Heist
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Mr. Unlucky
Woodbridge, United States
Anti-Dad
Today, after suffering a severe brain injury and receiving a large amount of money from the lawsuit for physical and mental rehab, I found out that my dad stole it all and spent it on himself. FML
Anonymous
Uncle Fester
Today, my asshole uncle stole the painkillers I was prescribed after my surgery. To top it all off, the pharmacy called CPS on my mom when she attempted to replace them because they thought she was lying, so they're going to be investigating. FML
Top comments
epicaussie 6
I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/
ReynshineCutting 10
He's not a dick. He has an addiction and needs help. Since it most likely started after being prescribed some for an injury, it's not his fault and he needs therapy. Don't be mad OP. Offer to help him with it.
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ms_YoungMula 8
He's a great example of what you don't want to be in the future
Joey44 15
I don't even know what to say to this one. I'm sorry, OP, I hope things work out for you.
cptmorgan6 8
Weed, oxycodone... next stop, hero
cptmorgan6 8
Pressed send by accident. Supposed to end with heroine.
MsAmber210 0
Oxycodone is the pill form of heroin.
larisonr 4
You're thinking of oxycotten, oxycodone is actually just part of mild pain relievers like percocet
mishkaroni 15
Father of the year!
metallicshadow 16
well ain't he a good role model...
armywife0609 4
op no offense to to your dad but what a jerk move
ReynshineCutting 10
He's not a dick. He has an addiction and needs help. Since it most likely started after being prescribed some for an injury, it's not his fault and he needs therapy. Don't be mad OP. Offer to help him with it.
skyeyez9 25
I had to take percocet to reliece the pain from my acl replacement. Those pills made me nauseated. And I jeard oxycodone does the same. Why would anybody want to take that willingly, I have no clue. It made me feel like shit.
pongdadong 6
Percocet is oxycodone and your body adjust to it. Difference is percocet has acetaminophen or Tylenol in it. Right now I have a tear in my L4/L5 on my spine awaiting surgery and was prescribed Percocet but was causing Nausea so now I'm taking just 20mg oxycodone without the typlenol.
sk0aled 0
Undercovers dont sell drugs you have to sell the drugs to them.... trust me i found out the hard way and spent half a year in jail
SkardeyKat 3
I thought if undercover cops sold drugs, that would count as entrapment? I dunno, there are undercover hookers...
larisonr 4
Entrapment is them pressuring you into doing something you normally wouldn't. If he was saying, "come on, buy em" after OP's dad's initial refusal, that would be entrapment.
hannahbanana706 0
Oxycodone is some good shit bro
Dsk0ne1 5
I agree some great shit!