Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Today, I realized my cousin is an asshole. A cousin that I was close to who got engaged. I was excited to be part of her wedding day, since she was a big part of mine. Months later, on Instagram, she was sharing reels from her bachelorette party. When I asked her why she didn't invite me, she said she forgot. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Never loan money to family that you can't afford to give away. That stinks. sounds like a Judge Judy moment.
DahkLohd 4
OP, your money problems are over. AVADA KEDAVRA! That should teach the rest of you to say "would HAVE," not "would OF."
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Comments (43)
heatherrr23 0
you should go hunt him down!
perdix 31
Come on down here and get your money back. You might want to ask why they ditched you, but you might not like the answer.
skyeyez9 25
Never under any circumstances lend money to anyone, cause chances are, they will not pay you back.
EricDC 0
heatherrr23 I ******* love your pic
natvv 0
*have
IAmScrewedd 0
Gotta love them cousins! I thought everything was bigger in Texas, but I guess he wanted his family... small?
WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
Fail. YDI for being screwed.
IAmScrewedd 0
Alright...?
Carrillo_67 0
Hi I play football and im 15 I wanma get to know you more :)
lekiat 0
never loan money that you can't afford to lose. people don't pay back
ThreeSheetsGone 12
They're staying with me at the moment. They said to stop being such a whiny bitch.
koji8123 0
ydi for not taking the stairs.
SLWatcher_fml 1
We tried calling but you never answered your phone, we couldn't wait on you forever, we'll send for you straight away.