Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Good night
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Serial killer vibes
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
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rein 8
May the force be with him.
bornaunicorn 12
... I'm 24 and also have a Star Wars pillow with R2D2 and C3P0 on it... This is a bad thing?
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Comments (76)
perdix 31
Is this a life-size body pillow? If so, he may be cheating on you.
andyyroxx 20
No, it's a Canadian children's TV show. Seriously.
brad42013 3
I sleep on a pokemon pillow? There's nothing wrong with loving your childhood
TheSuperWog 2
good on him!
hullingergr 7
That is so bad ass! How is that bad?
Wolfhowl85 3
YDI, seriously if this makes you say FML over something so petty you need to get your priorities in check. You need a dose of serious bad karma to realize a pillow is just a pillow & you shouldn't fret over something so drama-less.
LH_FIRE_22 12
I fail to see the issue here
xxUnknown 19
Lol nerdy boys are cute
Rene Vargas III 9
And? Star Wars is ageless !!!
Nico711 17
Screw that who tf cares