Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Good night
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Serial killer vibes
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
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rein 8
May the force be with him.
bornaunicorn 12
... I'm 24 and also have a Star Wars pillow with R2D2 and C3P0 on it... This is a bad thing?
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charvisioku 22
Princess Leia? Le sigh. Of all the characters, he chose Princess Leia? FYL. I'm all for nerdy things (hell, I AM a nerd) but this universal obsession with Princess Leia just baffles me.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Padmé is way hotter anyways :D
l23VIVE 17
False, Leia is hotter than Padmé
AnyaS 19
So? I'm 25 and sleep on Powerpuff Girls pillows and my stuffed bear.
GothickNihilist 15
I sleep with a giant Kyubey, and I am 24. Is it wrong to sleep with cool cuddly things now?
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Luke, It can't be that R2 understand why he loves it OP ;) Yoda'nt know how much he likes it!
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
^ Sorry in advance for those cheesy puns, I just love Star Wars :L
kevsandy303 12
Yeah, OP, don't make him go Hand Solo tonight. This is just the droid you've been Wooking for!
tralala453 22
I don't see the problem, I'd find that cute :p
ocramavaf 15
he's achieved what many a star wars fans have not, he slept with princess leia, multiple times while having a girl on the side
m3lyc 18
I'm 24 and sleep with a Stewie Griffin plush toy every night. It doesn't matter how old you are, whatever men are a fan of, something depicting it will be in their bed somewhere.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
...So? *raised eyebrow* I fail to see the FML in this...
kevsandy303 12
Roll play? Is that some kinky bread thing?
Kalipczo 21
Lol maybe he's just too lazy to buy a new one. I'm 17 and still sleep on a whinny the poo pillow; not because I watch the show or fantasize about him but because I just don't want to waste money on a new pillow.
MuggleBornSquib 4
I see no problem with this