Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
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captain_hero89 22
this sounds like a tough case to crack
Setareh23 34
Were you at the work-place in the photo? If so, it could be that someone wanted to let you know you were showing your crack when bending down at work, but was too shy or afraid of consequences to tell you directly. Maybe not the best way to go about it, but definitely less creepy than a stalker. Whatever the case, situation sucks all around. Good luck!
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fhksuaifk 16
Run
Lalala579121 28
Butt (hue) pull your pants up first.
captain_hero89 22
this sounds like a tough case to crack
katelng09 16
At least it wasn't a different part.
PANDORUM89 21
That shit is low-key terrifying. I would be torn between asking around for who did it and just going to HR. First why are people taking random photos of you, and Second unless you have like a bestie there who plays pranks on you, idky anyone would think that's an okay thing to do.
Rianna03 14
I totally agree with you except that the fml is super vague, so my second thought is: What if OP is that kind of person that has their butt crack hanging out all the time when they're sitting or standing? Like that Comic-Con meme and the dude who'd pose next to painstakingly butts that display full, half, or crescent moons. OP also didn't specify that you could see that it was THEM (i.e., their face isn't showing or something that's obviously them) but perhaps OP recognized it to be themself and perhaps only those that know OP might recognize it to be them too. This doesn't entirely mean that the photographer was being malicious our had such intentions, necessarily. Especially if they discreetly put it on OP's desk as to bring awareness to OP anonymously. I would still recommend OP go to HR if they feel unfairly harassed or exploited. Now this is all speculation and I'm definitely on a FYL side of things but if my theory holds any truth then I can also see it be a big YDI. Like how do you not feel a cold wind lightly kiss your exposed buttocks in the first place? I'm not assuming OP is one gender (all OP gender also doesn't appear on my phone for some reason?) but nonetheless, male, female, other and/or banana, not everyone wants to look at a crack ass all day, especially if this is a normal clothing style choice of OP.
Enslaved 38
What makes you think that the HR would side with the OP? If it was indeed the OP's exposed butt crack then they could possibly get in trouble for not wearing appropriate attire to work. Take it as a warning to cover up from now on.
superluous1987 6
I was waiting for someone else to say that! Everyones talking about how inconsiderate the picture taker is, how about OP bring inconsiderate for constantly showing their ass(if someone went out of their way to take a picture, I'm sure it wasn't the first time they saw it)???
katachristic 19
Still, I'd rather not someone have a picture of my ass crack in their phone, especially if you could see anything identifying. They could have just written a note to say "your ass crack is showing", or printed it if worried about them recognizing the handwriting. Would be an interesting thing to find in the print queue though. XD
PANDORUM89 21
I did not consider the option of OP being sloppy by having their crack hanging out. However, it is still a problem that instead of the person speaking to a manager or to OP directly, they took a photo of them and placed it on their desk. Seems immature or creepy to me. But I've been on the receiving end of harassment at work before so maybe my pov is a little different.
ImKimitheEmo 21
Wow some one likes you..... way to much so RUN
Setareh23 34
Were you at the work-place in the photo? If so, it could be that someone wanted to let you know you were showing your crack when bending down at work, but was too shy or afraid of consequences to tell you directly. Maybe not the best way to go about it, but definitely less creepy than a stalker. Whatever the case, situation sucks all around. Good luck!
BananEnigma 24
(Why are you being down-voted...? :c..) Exactly. It could EASILY be a socially-awkward shy coworker doing exactly this....
BananEnigma 24
Edit: not being downvoted anymore, I see! :D Also wanted to point out that it could be someone who was worried about it being seen as sexual harassment, so they told you anonymously...?
Zlunder 19
If I were you I would work with one hand. (If you know what I mean)
Bearsmomma 30
I dont
bornpatriot 11
It was Abdulla, I swear. (Desert humor)
C8H18 33
Sounds like it's time to invest in a belt.
species4872 20
At least he got your best side.