Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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iheartglasses 0
If it makes you feel any better OP, most lice prefer to infest clean hair. Although it would have been embarrassing for your friend to give you a heads up on the lice situation (no pun intended but whatev..) she should have told you anyway. Unless she was treating the problem and thought she shouldn't bother, which means she should have bought a new brush... This is your friends fault for not telling you, and your fault for sharing personal items. I guess you need to be warned not to use peoples chap stick/lip stick/lip gloss too..
smokeymcpottt 3
Evacuate the lice! Migrate to Angelina Jolie's vag, they'll be able to live, generation after generation.
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Comments (58)
MarLa17 0
eeew treat her or disown her
EatMyCrayonz 0
My friend had a horrid head lice infestation for ages, she used to sit in front of my in choir and everyone was just freaking out because you could see them crawling around in her hair, she didn't get rid of them because 'She didn't have the time' She was like 14, she had tons of ******* time. I caught them off her and they were gone as soon as I found out, even after I had treated them I let no one go near my hair because it felt disgusting. To make it even worse one of her best friends was the girl with hair that litterarly went down to her knees, I can't imagine how awful it would be to treat that hair...
ledzeppfan77 6
omg that's horrible, that happened to me once so I know how it feels but you'll get through it... hopefully
chillinAK 9
Idiot. Don't share personal items with anyone. On the other hand, I never realized how many misinformed people there were on this sight. Head lice can effect any one at any time. They don't jump, and as long as you have hair its a perfect home for them. Clean hair or dirty.
Alastor13X 8
My best friend brought them into my house once. Was a miserable experience. It sucked dick on ice and the tickets weren't on sale so to speak. You can always shave your head if all else fails, but make sure you wax the floors when you take down the curtains because otherwise you are spreading the problem elsewhere.