Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, I found out that, despite my above average performance in school, I was right in the middle of my class ranking at graduation. My school stated that your respect for others would affect your ranking, but the fact that nearly all of the people who placed above me were gigantic pricks says otherwise. FML
Today, my mom called and told me I got accepted to my first-choice college. I got really excited and asked her to read me the letter. As she started to read it, she said, "Oops... uh, nevermind." FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
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Verst 16
Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.
Ambient25 25
you should tell your mom that you feel like such a "son of a bitch" and see if she gets it
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Comments (62)
BrocGlover 6
I know that feel OP. My step-mom called me stupid when I was only 2nd out of 200, but the kicker is, she only received her GED. My advice is to just ignore it, don't let her get you down, and congratulations.
circlelranch69 1
**** her, CONGRATULATIONS You earned it. REMIND HER of her comment when she asks to borrow money from you in the future.
Goldenberry_fml 14
I voted it up just so it could be -13 again