Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kids these days…
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Oh no…
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Succession
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Jackasss_fml 14
You live by example!!
Weika 5
Now if your grandson gets a child, you'll have done what takes most a century to do, in less than half. Congrats, future great grandpa!
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JordanDempsey 20
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CookieLovesBoo 16
Like father like son .
MacMonster 10
Last time i checked, there's more than one phase in the world.
heylooksquirrel 7
Don't judge OP for having his kid at 16 but not wanting the same for his child. He doesn't want his son to go through the same as he did, which isn't wrong at all. Just because it's the situation OP was in doesn't mean he can't be against it happening to others.
Voij 16
He could've known better than to let this happen, though. He was in the exact same situation, yet apparently didn't manage to teach his son to wear a condom. (Or not to have sex when only 13 years old, for that matter.)
djxerxes9000 18
So you've always obeyed what your parents said to do/ not do and always listened to advice. People make choices and sometimes they're the wrong ones. OP may feel he didn't want his son to have to grow up as rapidly as he did by having a kid so young. I truly feel for OP certainly a difficult situation to find yourself in.
noelasis94 18
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree mate.
beneathitallxx 15
13?!?!?! YDI, knowing from experience you should of told your son about consequences, or the sex talk etc!
Momo_Moonlight 25
I'm sorry but this does strike me as a humungously big YDI. Where are your parenting skills? Why do you judge your son for doing the same that you did?
capodanno 4
When I was 13 my parents were the dumbest people I knew. The sex talk didn't make me not want to have sex. Kids of any age are going to make decisions that go against what you teach them. You can't catch every last thing they do. You can only hope against hope that your life lessons stick and they do the right thing. Obviously OP's kid made a bad choice. That doesn't mean OP is a bad parent.
JLeNormand 4
#433 thank you! I completely agree. we can't control everything they do. all we can do is hope they listen and put to use the lessons we teach them.
softballer98 2
I was only 14 when I had sex the first time and I grew up in a well educated upper middle class family my father in the military both parents went to law school I was given the sex talk multiple times I'm very lucky I never got pregnant or got an std cause I was what you would call a **** and rarely used condoms but regardless of family background kids have sex
oh_lordy_me 18
That is some gross statutory rape...
monnanon 14
depends in the state. they could both be under the age of consent or under a close age clause. i do however agree that its gross.
CharresBarkrey 16
Age of consent in Georgia is 16. This IS illegal. OP's son would have to be at least 14 for it to be considered consensual.
monnanon 14
where does it say OP is in Georgia? i just see United States.
virgochick_922 6
It's a cycle
lbrown66 12
13 and landed a 16 yeAr old? Well done! Just gotta face the consequences now!
Alicestraza 33
Well done? Reverse the genders then tell me if it's still a situation that calls for a "well done".
kurodansei 16
Not gonna lie I was thinking it too. And if you reverse the genders it would be a well done so long as the younger is catching the older.