Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Kids these days…
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Oh no…
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Succession
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Top comments
Jackasss_fml 14
You live by example!!
Weika 5
Now if your grandson gets a child, you'll have done what takes most a century to do, in less than half. Congrats, future great grandpa!
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dutch_girl13 20
How in the world did your son land a 16 year old? Sorry OP ur way too young to be a grandpa. And ur son waaaayyyy too young to be a father.
HAY_JAY2013 12
why didnt u teach ur kid to put on a damn CONDOM ! tell that chink to get a live get a guy older not ****** 13!!! is she dumb... SHE SHOULD BE ON BIRTH CONTROL, shit shes dumb .... sucks. Omg u had ur kid at 16 so young lol
MrZsDad 19
Instead of diapers at the baby shower people need to be buying the boy condoms.
TheChelseaSays 34
I'm sorry but YDI
beachbum561fla 14
Like father like son!
aecribb 14
While I do kind of agree with the whole "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" line of thought, I think people are placing too much blame on the father. Yes, I agree that he could have educated his son about safe sex and everything, but it's just as much the son's fault. My parents never gave me any sex talk really but I still knew better than to have sex at 13, especially unprotected sex. So yeah, YDI OP, but it's not all your fault.
B0nb0N09 12
It's the 16 year olds fault wtf
flashback_fml 14
Your parents failed and you failed even worst wonder how bad your son will fail
dizzaymizlizzay 11
I call it a "cat's in the cradle" situation.
kurodansei 16
Elaborate!
bexxiiee 11
He's just following your example... Sorry, but YDI.
djxerxes9000 18
You gave me one too, to yell this "FUCKTARD ALERT"