Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Kids these days…
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Oh no…
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Succession
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Top comments
Jackasss_fml 14
You live by example!!
Weika 5
Now if your grandson gets a child, you'll have done what takes most a century to do, in less than half. Congrats, future great grandpa!
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mommykrissy_05 7
Having a baby at 16 is much different then having a baby at 13/14. Alot of growing up happens in those 2-3yrs. 16 is too young 13 is scary! He could have drilled into his son's head all the consequences of sex and all the precautions to have safe sex and it is still the choice of his son and partner to use what they have learned. Sorry OP going to be hard life for your son the baby and you.
babyblueyes 27
That kid is a hero!
amisenho 11
Yes, because 13-year-olds that fail to protect themselves are the role models this generation needs right now.
ChuckNorris2 4
Considering your age in retrospect to your kid's age, you've got no room to FML about this.
alexwow1 13
Baby will be born premature
JustAReaderZZZZ 10
That is a horrible assumption. The girl is 16 years old and she is perfectly capable of having a full-term baby.
monnanon 14
technically first babies are more likely to be premature, not in a dangerous sense but at least a week.
Sterase 5
Runs in the family. Teach your kid to learn from your mistakes...
newyorkcityguy 9
He's 13 and the girl was 16... LOL. It's statutory rape, bro. Not the child's nor the father's fault.
monnanon 14
even if it is statautory (depends on age of consent) that does not exonerate the 13 year old. believe it or not a 13 year old is old enough to give informed consent. it is still wrong but i doubt it was a grooming situation.
WastedCharlie 2
Hey congratulations. Don't feel bad. You'll get to enjoy having grandkids more than most people do. There'll probably be a good deal of great grandchildren on the way too. And don't be ground down by the haters. Having kids young is more fun than modern society gives it credit for.
lininnes 6
Gene does work. Predictably OP will be a great grandfather when he's 42...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Oh wow, people are so eager to hit YDI. Clearly OP is not happy about the situation and was hoping that his son wouldn't do the same "mistake" as he did. And 13 is clearly not an age where you'd think you should have already a sex talk. FYL OP, I hope these 2 kids are going to have enough common sense not to keep it.
Alicestraza 33
People should be having the sex talk well before 13, especially from the father who knows about pregnancy first hand. How could he expect his son not to make the same mistake if he never spoke to him about it?
kt520 7
13 is definitely old enough for the sex talk!! Kids talk about sex in elementary school, do you really think they should be learning from other kids their age? Or from parents who can set their expectations for them when it comes to abstaining/safe sex
Alicestraza 33
This would probably be the best option for everyone. I hope the girl seriously considers this.
Megan639 16
Lets be honest, you're a dumbass and YDI