Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kids these days…
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Oh no…
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Succession
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Top comments
Jackasss_fml 14
You live by example!!
Weika 5
Now if your grandson gets a child, you'll have done what takes most a century to do, in less than half. Congrats, future great grandpa!
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Comments (320)
graceinsheepwear 34
Did you ever talk to your son about sex, throw a box of condoms his way? if not, then what did you expect?
arre2006 19
Extreme parenting fail
iDaika9xL 13
Damn grandparents these day so young. Wai so young lol
fluffycatsdad 33
The whole 'you deserved it/the apple doesn't fall far from the tree/like father, like son' line of thought never entered my mind until I started reading these comments, but all those above make a damn good point. Where the heck was your "Put something on the end of it!" speech?
CookieLovesBoo 16
Sex is starting earlier and earlier . What happened to the days where you had to fall in love and travel and make memories before actually having kids ?
monnanon 14
people always had sex early but the consequences of said encounters were sent away to live with far flung relatives and it was all hushed up.
iDaika9xL 13
Don't you proud of ur son?
FRB 8
Oh my god , so your one of those parents...
HAY_JAY2013 12
why didnt u teach ur kid to put on a damn CONDOM ! tell that chink to get a live get a guy older not ****** 13!!! is she dumb... SHE SHOULD BE ON BIRTH CONTROL, shit shes dumb .... sucks
theredheadriot 6
Well you became a father at 16 your son is becoming a father at 13, its a bit worse; but hey, do I say not as I do huh?
angelitared 27
It may seem like a horrible situation BUT babies bring joy!! Help guide that child to live a healthy, happy life!!
JustAReaderZZZZ 10
Unfortunately, it seems maybe the grandparents will be raising this child, due to how young OP's son is. You can't get a job at 13 to support said child. Its a horrible situation.
marcranger 29
Babies may bring joy if you want them and are in a good position to take care of them. Neither condition seems likely to apply to a 13-year-old.