Today, I found out I have a job interview coming up. For the job I'm currently doing and have been for the last nine months. My manager told me not to expect too much. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been working towards a management position at my IT job for 9 years. My boss quit, so I thought, "This is my chance!" Nope, our department got outsourced and now I'm interviewing for my own job on Monday. FML
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML
Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have another job I want to leave, but haven't said anything yet. At the interview, I mentioned where I worked, and the interviewer name-dropped my manager. She then told me he was her step brother. So much for not wanting my manager to know. FML
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Top comments
TheWhiteDemon 0
im confused...what do u mean? so ur hvin an interview but for a job u alrdy have???
shortstack104 0
im confused
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Comments (74)
hockeyplayer3 0
WTF?
karlita22 0
wat?? ???? ummm u should be looking for a new job!!!
lickmyjock 0
draw him a double rainbow?
blownfuse 0
I agree .. or better yet ... a TRIPLE rainbow!
J1bbl3 3
make sure to draw it all the way! it would be sooo instense!
zerobahamut03 2
rawr! how u doing ?
Jimboom 12
I hate it when company's do this. A company I once worked for did this when they were brought out by a bigger company. We had to reapply for our jobs. I did keep mine but only just. But left shortly after that on my own stead. They didn't seem to like my response to the question, what do you think qualifies you to do this job and I replied "I can do this job because I have been doing it for the last 6 months." and left it at that.
oldwidow69 0
idk but i hate when people waste fml space when they only say one word like"lol". get a life. learn some english. message again.
Pooper_T_fml 0
*I *don't *know Capitalize *Get Capitalize *Learn Capitalize *Message. Don't waste FML space with your improper speech. Get a life; go back to 1st grade.
redbluegreen 41
-twitch-
redbluegreen 41
Aww, Pen! It's so... lovely. :'3
lickmyjock 0
lol
DocBastard 40
jock, you beat me to it. Or should I call you lick?
Lenoraa 0
mackerel is actually a word? what does it mean?
Pooper_T_fml 0
You. Will. Fail.
mimititi_fml 3
so sad
christian50 0
haha you must not be too good at your job
5up3rTAN 0
you should've done a better job. you obviously suck corn ears
sexyscooter 0
im soo confused