Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, an obese customer wanted a tattoo on her inner thigh. I tried to be professional but after a few minutes, I could no longer stand the stench oozing from this woman’s crotch and had to turn my head and gag. She noticed and kicked up an even bigger stink than what was leaking from her pants. FML
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
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Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.
ThePols 11
I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.
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Comments (60)
thinblue32 15
You throw a cheeseburger in the middle of them and watch it all unfold ?
rnahliisah 10
Is she wet or is it p***y sweat?
Parvati48 15
*Cleveland voice* That's Nasty! :/
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Was there any whipped cream involved?
PennyLane27 32
Walking in on anyone getting nasty in a club bathroom is gross. Obese or not. While I appreciate a good pun, y'all are just mean :(
Llama_Face89 34
I think I've watched that video.
mosquito19 14
I would stick around and time how long they keep it up before they are out of breath.
BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9
That's nothing.
JPT1996 12
?
Domonator 16
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
RA91 26
Ø_ø the horror!!