Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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Top comments
bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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xkristinannx 0
Congrats... At least he'll never forget yours.
raveloki123 0
can I get a picture of that?
TheGame317 5
Wow you may want to seriously see a different gyno. Would be awkward to set up an appointment and get him as a doctor.
Lady_Bee_fml 13
Wow...I could post so many FMLs from stuff my boyfriend has said, they'd all make him sound as much of a prick as this guy if they were taken out of context XD
SummerFever 8
Does yours have teeth?
Kgurl92 0
Men are so disrespectful to women...ugh,
centarous85 0
Lucky man
twinkle_nipso_O 0
poor you! hope he doesn't day stuff like that to his patients! also all fannys are beautiful!
Mason29 0
DAMN
vcolvin 0
Why would a man want to become a gynecologist, unless he's a pervert!!
Sheepiebeepie 26
The ****** is a very complex and important part of the female body. In general, men should know more about the ******, and women as well. You're childish to think that a doctor of medicine is a pervert for being a gynecologist.