Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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Comments (531)
DinosaurzRawr 11
Wow, if he speaks like that to his girlfriend, what does he speak like to his patients? ;)
lizziemurrie 2
WTF vaginas are ugly in general
samiisSatan 0
does that not tell you something? go see him professionally to. and why in the world would you post something like this for the world to see? I never understand people.
kasparian 0
Rude
VioletsarePurple 0
Nope, sorry, not buying it, I believed up until the gynaecology bit, but no one who has been through medical school would be that immature.
workermom21 6
Well what a rude boyfriend
graceinsheepwear 34
maybe he can't deal with being up close and personal as opposed to being up close and professionally detached.
sugarbear0727 19
That's pretty horrible. I've always been self-concious about that part of my body, but no one has ever said anything about it looking weird/gross.
moofeybutt 0
That sucks!
CaroAurelia 12
Okay, granted, I'm a straight woman so I've only seen one ******, but don't they all look weird? Either way, don't date a guy who insults your special lady.