Anonymous
Cottonwood, United States
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Emptyspace
United States
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Anonymous
Roseville, United States
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
ughh
United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Anonymous
Lake Butler, United States
Spy vs. Spy
Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML
Anonymous
Long Beach, United States
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
ugh
Canada
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Anonymous
Killington, United States
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
stupid
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Top comments
amirawrx 8
Take it back and write something about 'a big secret' and see how long it takes for your mum to ask you about it.
Potato_Pi 7
Talk to her about respecting your privacy
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Comments (125)
bobeattaco 5
This isn't gossip girl? Oh sorry honey/
carminecris89 13
Take it back. You need to say something too. That's seriously messed up.
naturalbadassnba 11
Perhaps she did not know it was your diary, and just thought it was a very sad, handwriten book. (From the movie bridesmaids) hahaha
ryggsekk 8
Burn the diary. Decapitate a dog, put the head in the night stand and throw the body at her when she finds the head. That will show her. Film the reaction and post it on facebook, call it "mom scared straight." This should be the definition of; taking shit too far.
buddy51 23
Marked the hot parts for "later"!! Some special mom-time coming up!!
bloodangel494 1
don't keep a diary, problem solved.
barronterrier 3
It's your own fault for not keeping it locked up!
sugoine 12
Hide it better. When I was teenager, I never had a diary, because I had no privacy from my parents, especially my mom
Ally156 5
i keep a journal thank god my mum doesnt do that.
Monkcoon 7
Take it back, and start writing about you fighting wiht a girl in your school. after a few months write down that you ended up killing her and buried her in the backyard. The day before you do that dig in the backyard late at night. Watch her freak out and laugh.