Anonymous
Cottonwood, United States
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Emptyspace
United States
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Anonymous
Roseville, United States
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
ughh
United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Anonymous
Lake Butler, United States
Spy vs. Spy
Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML
Anonymous
Long Beach, United States
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
ugh
Canada
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Anonymous
Killington, United States
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
stupid
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Top comments
amirawrx 8
Take it back and write something about 'a big secret' and see how long it takes for your mum to ask you about it.
Potato_Pi 7
Talk to her about respecting your privacy
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taltamir 6
"12/23/2012: Dear diary, today I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. This extreme violation of my privacy has made me feel <insert here>"
Jechtael 10
Ooh, did she bookmark the steamy fantasy scene with Kenneth from the copy shop? That's my favourite part! ...Um... I mean... Your mom's an awful person. FYL, really.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
People have no boundaries! -continues to read sister's diary-
somuchfeels 11
One time my mom searched my room and found the Satanic Bible with Anton Sanzor Lovaen's signature in it that my friend gave me.
Darkwish3 6
this is why I never write down anything personal or that could be used against me
CougeeSwagg 19
Take it back
LifeTrolls 16
If it shows up in your room "mysteriously", write a message directed right at her and shut her down for not respecting your privacy. or just bring it up in public so she knows what its like.
Pepsiisbae 15
I never had a diary as a kid because i didnt trust my brother and not to mention i had fake friends who would make crap up about looking at my diary and that it said that i like certain people who i despised then this 1 douch wouldnt leave me alone we were only 10 and i didnt even have a diary and theese “friends” had never been i my house yet people believed them when they said what was in a “diary” i had on my bedside table which i never had!