Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
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Top comments
Juliaa15 6
Well aren't you mommy's special little child!
julieseattle 4
Thats because the people that mattered already knew your phone was gone.
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Comments (122)
anushax 0
perhaps you should go out
Tuesdays76 0
With someone, by yourself doesn't count.
magixx_fml 0
I disagree; going out alone can often make it easier to meet new people. if there's no one to go out with, this is exactly what he should do- go where people are and talk to them. if OP is as insecure as he sounds, he should worry less, not more, about what people think.
Tuesdays76 0
Good point. What I meant was don't just go to a movie by yourself and go home lol.
Darcon 8
lowl maybe u should make friends?
NCR 0
I love how your picture is a guy about to shoot his dick off
MissBunny25 0
82 shh... It's supposed to be gangster.
zeromarth 2
say thing woth me your not alone
cptmorgan15 2
?
MrGold 0
??? I agree pal I was like "uhhhh what?"
DocBastard 40
Let me see what the Idiot-English Translation Engine says: "Say this with me: you're not alone." That makes more sense.
CharleneW 0
I thought it was: 'Same thing with me. You're not alone.' But I could be wrong.
ifiFaLL 1
think he tried to say what 55 said. sausage fingers ftl
callofdutyking 3
gimme ur # I'll give u a call :)
Darcon 8
you're so kind, call me plx! on 911 but my shift starts in 4.5 hours. :)
sourgirl101 29
You want the callofdutyking to call you? Interesting!
tencentsakiss 19
If your phone was off, then missed calls wouldn't show up. How do you know that all of these people who didn't text didn't call instead? Also, you didn't see any of your friends for 2 weeks that they had no idea about your missing phone?
Twistedsoul_fml 0
I can lose my phone for like a month and when I find I got 0 texts usually =/
julieseattle 4
Thats because the people that mattered already knew your phone was gone.
sourgirl101 29
I love how you sugar coated that! (: See OP, someone doesn't think you're a loser.lol
ijnek 3
I only get 2-3 text messages a month. They're advertisers. I dont care though.
magixx_fml 0
if youre as young as most of the people on this site (unlike me), don't get too discouraged. be a cool person and you'll accumulate more and more friendships as you get older...and sometimes there's just not much going on.
magixx_fml 0
well, when I say 'cool' I mostly refer to someone who is sane, genuine and can get along with most other people. not 'cool' as in popular. cool as in, you know, cool. ;)
veteranvoyce 2
45 - you look like a potential serial killer or uni-bomber...just sayin'
Livinia 11
Well at least your mum loves you (:
deeters 0
ddddaaaayyyuuummmm