Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
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Top comments
Juliaa15 6
Well aren't you mommy's special little child!
julieseattle 4
Thats because the people that mattered already knew your phone was gone.
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Comments (122)
ceddyz17 10
sooooo tragic oh how will life go on
teacher25 3
Aw, you're a mommas boy. FYL.
forgottenleah 0
Though I don't actualy lose my phone, I turn it off for long periods of time and that happens to me.
idkwhatmyusernam_fml 0
no wonder Ur phone went missing you never text anyone
ezrar 3
one of my all time favorites
cokyspaniel 0
you found ur phone and ur mum loves you ( and she knows how to text. my mum doesn't)
iceprincess101 0
well ur good friends already kno u ddnt have it so thats prob y they didnt txt/call u its okay--ur still loved
bbrain 0
I don't understand the obsession about texts. Since when has the number of texts become proportional to the number of friends? If your friendship is built on such superficial things, then I'm afraid you haven't got any real friends.
kaitlynFail 0
Well think about it, OP. If you went around making a big deal over your phone being dead and lost, which most people would do, of course no one texted you.
diabian 9
well... who wants to befriend mama's boy?! :p