Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
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Top comments
Juliaa15 6
Well aren't you mommy's special little child!
julieseattle 4
Thats because the people that mattered already knew your phone was gone.
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Comments (122)
idonthaveanameok 0
who texts anymore these days.. bbm, fb message, twitter direct message is the way to go
TheDrifter 24
Isn't bbm just a crackberry branded text?
yuggi1 11
You forgot FML. Nowadays it's up there with match.com and tweeter. If you know what I mean. ;)
alpaquette91 9
or you told everyone you lost your phone so to not text you, but you read a FML like yours a while back and really wanted to be posted so you told us you sob story in reality you had a perfectly good reason people didn't text you and your mom is just stupid and forgot you lost your phone.... lies
awesomeloser14 0
ok..and I should care why???
kasumii 1
YDI for complaining. If you care so much go make some friends.
mawang_sky 1
tell me your phone number and i will send a message to uhehh
tittymuncher 0
What did the texts say?
Tinman70 0
If OP found their phone and it was dead, how did he turn it on?
ifiFaLL 1
he charged it dumbass
lmaoatall 6
only two calls from mom. if I dint answer in two weeks, I probably would have 20 calls. that's the first week. then a concern call to the police. I feel so smothered sometimes
J1bbl3 3
Forever alone.
smileeee_fml 0
LOL get some friends !