Today, I found out that my 7 friends, with a total of 23 past boyfriends in 11 years, have had 0 orgasms during sex. As someone whose sex ed was basically porn, it felt like finding out Santa wasn't real, but worse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I have caught my boyfriend masturbating by himself over a dozen times since Xmas, so God knows how many times he’s done it without me knowing. I asked him about it, and it turns out a woman he went to high school with, and had a huge crush on, recently became a porn actress. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, as a 26 year-old woman, I had my first orgasm. I gave it to myself. None of my long-term relationships even came close. For almost 26 years I thought I would never have one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
Today, I’m a 28 year-old single mom who has never has never experienced an orgasm. This sucks. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
If your sex Ed was ****, you're probably constantly disappointed how tiny penises are in real life.
bobsanction 18
So what you're saying is your 7 friends are all horrible at communication.
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bobsanction 18
So what you're saying is your 7 friends are all horrible at communication.
raven_of_azarath 35
I’ve never had an ******, and it’s definitely not because of lack of communication. It happens, and there’s several reasons other than not telling your partner what you like.
princessgr7 4
orgasms exist, gotta find what's right for each person. they aren't doing something right in their relationships
RichardPencil 32
If your sex Ed was ****, you're probably constantly disappointed how tiny penises are in real life.
Susan Yee 9
That is hella sad...
motoikkyu 13
I assure you, real men are trainable. If you know what pleases you, what gets YOU off, you can absolutely train another to bring you to ******. It means being with someone you are very comfortable with, and with whom you can communicate. If you can't ****** solo, your chances of getting there with a partner go way down. A huge percentage of women can't ****** from penetrative intercourse alone, so you have to know your body and communicate, demonstrate, and be patient,
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Sometimes it’s cause guys are selfish. Sometimes it’s because no one tells them different.
Gubbon 17
Sometimes it's because the girl doesn't even want to have one.
xxlk4xx 6
I feel like this could be true! I obviously like having them, but I'm also OK not having them every single time!
Allie614032 34
Lmao no, it is not because girls do not want to have one.
Hangryko 32
Agreed.
jfigley 5
Time to do some internet research instead of ****. That and find the techniques that you can ****** yourself.
Gubbon 17
Maybe read the FML again
Jonkbaby 23
Everyone is different. some people have one every go
Melissa Kucher 10
i have multiple every time. last night my bf got me off 6 times. i feel really bad for girls who somehow have never had any.
Jonkbaby 23
That is awesome, keep enjoying. I'm on a steady 1 per session clip. sometimes 2. i am kind of proud of that lol. i credit it taking me a while to get an o of my own
Jonkbaby 23
Point being: don't worry about what **** stars do or what your friends do. enjoy your connection to your partner
Vern Ehlers 5
That's a shame. I personally love it when my wife orgasms, especially when it's multiple times. If she's not satisfied, I'm not satisfied.