Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML
Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML
Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
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Top comments
cessily 8
I happen to be taking a crap right now
captainbj2 0
who pays for the bathroom? I think it is HIS bathroom....
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Comments (242)
KaylieBieber13 0
so what my house has only one bathroom!
A7X_LoVeee 10
Bieber's with Selena. Back OFF!!
MrSassypants 34
And then I got dibs! On Selena though, but I wouldn't mind being with Justine though ;).
mikescotty 0
haha stinky poop
LunaNstars 0
haha stinky feet
mikescotty 0
poop
Person1233 13
What are you, 9?
mikescotty 0
no 9 3/4
SuckItTrolls 7
suck it
giveitdub 0
eww, that sucks!
crymore007 11
yeah ikr OPs life is so ****** her dad took a dump in her bathroom
Imgonnahaveabf 9
I bet you're... SOOO FREAKIN' PISSED.
mea_iloveskiing 26
I love white chicks!!!
kittty26 3
lmfao ikr i love that moviee . especially the part at the club where they have a dance comp with the song It's Tricky XD
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Me too, but I'd most likely prefer the part where Terry Crews is raving with a glow stick and a whistle. It gets me laughing every time.
cupcakegirl93 8
revenge time ! do the same thing ! take a shit in his bathroom and when he asks give the same answer ! :P
anonymou5e 6
Not his bathroom, do it the good way: in the shower he uses daily, then lock your own bathroom's door. THAT's revenge.
cupcakegirl93 8
haha ya true! xD
kkmwong 11
Take a crap in his washroom.
PSQ91 6
Your bathroom?? You're living at your parents, show some respect princess.
LunaNstars 0
girls become possessive over things they use for more than one day. it's a natural behavior
whittikers 0
stereotype: SOME girls not girls in general
jaxalyn 4
I like your attitude. haha it's nice.
Mach10 0
All the ones I've met, anyway... At which point does a stereotype become axiomatic?
lmaoatall 6
I keep my cat box in my kids bathroom. they don't like it, but o well, I pay the bills.
iSurf_fml 8
That's how it's done.
jillianmathers12 13
lol my dad does that ALL the time! If this is the first time, you better get use to it!
lexxxijade 0
My mom does that to me!