Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
clevergirl98 20
Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)
Katthebamf 29
That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (106)
woainishamu 21
He rode there for her, so she rode him back.
jadenjacksonm 14
Divorce his ass AND put a lock on your bike
HarrisonX 25
Wouldn't it be awesome if cheating was illegal? Fyl op..
Badkarma4u 17
Then 1 in 4 people woukd be in jail. You dont want a morality police. That never ends well.
weaslette_fml 7
Adultery is illegal in 23 states. In some of those states it is a misdemeanor and in others it is a felony.
Aimeejasmine 15
Never ends well for the cheater you mean
x0ellison0x 21
Leave him a nice note in the bikes place saying you changed the locks on your bike and your house!
JuzReading 23
Well at least you get your trusty bike back.
HoboMeth 36
Beat him to his destination by car. When he arrives...
irish_lad 16
Cheating husbands are every where today
MizzCarrieBaby 12
gives a new meaning to ride or die
Badkarma4u 17
Yeah don't do this. It only works in the movies. In the real world you get sued, plus a restraining order. Be calm be an adult get a lawyer.
janfleury 19
Time to steal your house. Change the locks and don't give him a new key. Pack his stuff and set it outside, change the locks and file for divorce. You deserve so much better that this. I'm so sorry OP and good luck.
Sandman2015 12
I like the way you think.
Badkarma4u 17
Youll just have to change them back.