Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Top comments
clevergirl98 20
Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)
Katthebamf 29
That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back
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Comments (106)
aruden 25
Hey you got your bike back that's all that really matters
MrConcise 35
What is he, a paper boy? "I have the daily prick for you, ma'am." Yep, prick seems very accurate.
guinea_pigs 9
Steal is back and have it waiting for him when he gets home.
codytallica 38
Pedaling for pussy lol
drunk_crow 12
Uia
thejonac 21
husband= someone who'll love and cherish and respect you forever this isn't The One. you definitely deserve better.
LilsBills300 19
"A husband is a male in a marital relationship. The rights and obligations of the husband regarding his spouse, others, and his status in the community and in law, vary between cultures and have varied over time."
shutupshane12 12
But the husband is dedicated to helping people by sleeping with them (reference to the previous fml post)
Enchantedlove 1
What a stupid man
LoverWordsFood 27
Did you take the bike back and leave a nice little note in its place? Leave the asshole high and dry without a way home and then change the locks for your house so he can't get back in. Clearly he doesn't give a shit about your relationship anymore. Cheaters should be held accountable for their actions and that shit like this, does not fly or ride away on your bike.
Badkarma4u 17
You don't get to change the locks on yoyr house whenever you are angry. That makes no sense. If they are divorced and she buys his share of the house from him sure, but you dont get to lock someone out of their own home. .
slackerjoe 22
they are correct. you don't get to kick the person out if you any getting along, per the law. even though you might be able to file then into leaving, if they don't want to leave and continue to pay their financial obligations, they are allowed to stay there just like you are. if that is, they were living there for more than I believe 30 days prior to this. I'm sure the actual account may vary by location within the USA.
LoverWordsFood 27
27, 42, did you read the fml at all, or my comment?
John_HAM 11
They obviously did and petty retaliation makes you seem like a very small person instead of being an ADULT and filing for divorce like most people who were wronged in a marriage. ?
Badkarma4u 17
Yeah I read it. If a husband has paid thousands of dollars for his share of the property. A spouse does not get to dictate if he can live there or not. That would take a court order. So she would jusr incur an addtional expense of changing the locks and theb changing them back.
santosb1 11
He probably took it because he wanted to help her out, or sleep with her...