Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Top comments
clevergirl98 20
Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)
Katthebamf 29
That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back
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Comments (106)
Sandman2015 12
I guess it's time he is pedaled over to the court house for a divorce.
ARandomDickhead 8
How is 40 gettin down thumbed I found it quite funny
deejoy 22
So you gained a bike and lost an asshole? Sounds like a win!
Randomxnp 10
Surely someone old enough to marry should be able to use tenses? The form is not "didn't steal" but "hadn't stolen".
whatanerd 1
The pretentious attitude really wasn't necessary.
csi_fml 19
Two cheating bastards in a row. I'm impressed
Enslaved 38
How did he get back home or was he there for that entire week?
OhYouMad 12
I'd take it back and make that ****** walk home.
flyingmind_fml 17
*mistress
jcfrisco 13
about a WEEK ago, week ago
mcluvin_707 6
Was he riding to his girlfriend due to his love of "helping" people?