jocksblow
United States
Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
commando
United States
What a performance
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
anon
New Zealand
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
ydahs
United States
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
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lborgens 0
And this one time.... At band camp...
perdix 31
So that's what you've been blowing for months.
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burnt_dildo 2
ahh highschool (:
FYLDeep 26
Sounds more like a skin flute.
jellyD 1
You don't inspect your instrument on a regular basis? YDI
msawesome7 0
How do you think he found that jock strap if he wasnt inspecting it ??
hedgeclippers 0
Actually, tubas are big. There's a lot of pieces - large pieces - on them. Plenty of nooks and crannies that things could get stuck in...like jock straps apparently...and it'd be months before you realize. This does, however, seem a bit far-fetched.
Wtf91101 3
Outstanding! Knew I left it someplace odd, please launder and return.
KiddNYC1O 22
Good to know pranks are still alive and well.
Ugi 27
This has to be one of the most surreal sentences I have read in a long time! Are you sure you weren't on something you shouldn't be?
loserman67 36
Sorry OP, but I have to say YDI.... No disrespect, but when I went to high school and then to college, the guys in the band that played tuba never got laid and always got picked on. I'm not condoning that sort of thing, but let's be honest about life. And by the way, that probably wasn't spit you cleaned out of the spit valve so many times....ughhh
SouthernPride95 19
You are a asshole
alex6946 10
25- how do you even know if they got laid or not? did you keep track or something..? no one in my school picks on band kids, they will gang up on you! :o
MollyXD124 7
Our tuba player is probably one of the most badass kids I know.
bubblepaarty 5
the tubas at my school are pretty chill kids .
barlessprison 16
And this is coming from someone who has loserman in his username...
Uscdrew1 7
I play tuba in marching band, and all 6 of our tubas are the most badass people you'll ever meet.
theReMEDy0723 1
All the tuba players I know are pretty damn hot. Lay off
caseylynn91 0
Badass picture southern!!
hedgeclippers 0
I'm a tuba player. People don't mess with tuba players. We're not the fat kids you see in cartoons. In fact, tuba players are pretty strong. As in, punch-you-upside-you're-head-knock-some-sense-into-you strong. I repeat, people don't mess with tuba players.
Angelice_fml 0
At my school, our tuba line includes some of the most respected and well known people in the whole school. Hell, even our piccolos get respect from people outside band just for being a part of it in the first place. Then again, my school is a band school. xD We have one of the top marching bands in the whole country.
rachellen619 0
The Tuba player in our marching band was homecoming king:)
tuba_erika 1
Hey I'm a girl And and a tuba player and we are actually some of the coolest people ever. Unlike you dumbass. No disrespect my ass
hiflier1012 3
My friend is dating a tuba player and he is defidently getting layer...
Liimitless 6
At least it wasn't a used condom.....
Rachel1987 4
Someone put a use condom in my locker at school. When I found the guy that did it I made him eat it.
Liimitless 6
Hahaha
FUUUandyourmom 16
Yeah, blowing up used condoms like that other guy.. Not pleasant.
Liimitless 6
Condoms do have many uses...
DocBastard 40
Do you also keep your used condoms in your clarinet?
TXjuggalo972 6
2 condom coments in a row :o
StromyG2 10
That gives new meaning to "********".