jocksblow
United States
Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
commando
United States
What a performance
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
anon
New Zealand
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
ydahs
United States
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Top comments
lborgens 0
And this one time.... At band camp...
perdix 31
So that's what you've been blowing for months.
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Comments (151)
shnipe 4
What's that??
death_dolphin24 0
Five bucks the guy who owns the jock strap is named Chad.
fentron 3
Kinky..
wriptidez 0
vthe music stote can probably sterilize the tuba ask
Anglaise 13
"This one time, at band camp..."
blizzard666 5
genius :D
bev13erly45 1
Nerd
Petunia888 13
Good thing you found it before taking it to the shop to be flushed, as opposed to letting the technician find it. We've found ****** stuffed in those things before. Always makes you wonder...
fmlismynewspaper 7
Thats what u get for being a fag who plays the tuba. U and ur friends gonna pop pimples l8r?
Britter903 6
Naaaaasty!!!!!
UnicornPoop97 0
YUMMY.