Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
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Sexywifey91 0
take back that ring!
dreamering 16
now you know the bitch
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Comments (215)
Kbuzy 0
not gonna lie I would totally have gone OJ on her ass...& his...oops lol
bittersweet1 0
leave a bitch.wow.fyl
F3ShOtF 3
She's a scag. Tell her to wait till she can keep her filthy legs closed before she accepts an engagement. Take the ring back and spit in her face.
ringogrey 4
share the video?
DjRobbyB 0
Say you forgive her, pretend it's all cool around her. Find somegirl to bang, even a hooker if you have no game, film it, during the sex keep saying it was the best you ever had, take ur fiancees video, put it on dvd, name it cheating wife ***** etc. Send it to her parents, then "accidentally" put ur video on while your watching a movie together. Have balloons and streamers ready, then as she watches it and shout, GTFO MY HOUSE ****! Throw streamers etc. Party. Find a new girl :)
TwoZeroOZ 2
Hahaha best idea ever.
TBman256 0
sooo... was the video on the computer or were THEY on the computer? lol
TwoZeroOZ 2
Also to #21, the only way anyone can ever think that is they have incredibly low self esteem, or think they are just too ugly to have standards.
NotBamber 0
Dump her, cheaters never change. Get the ring back, but good luck getting back 20% of what you paid. No one wants used engagement rings. That's not the important thing, though. Have some self-respect and dump her ass. On another note, what does it take to get a comment moderated here? Two douchebags on this thread get away with encouraging violence against women? Really nice.
Cinn_fml 23
It's not really about what you have to do to get moderated, it's whether or not the moderators find all the comments buried in some of the really long threads, and whether or not they assume the individual was joking or just being a stupid troll.
Jbmusic9109 0
Dude that's just scrwed up.
Felecorr 0
Get your ring back and sell it, or hold onto it for someone who's ******' worth it. As several people have already said, once a cheater, always a cheater. Anyone who say's it a "One time thing" or that "She can change" Is either an idiot, a cheater themselves who thinks they could change, or has a cheater on their arm and wants to believe so. The fact she lied in the face of the evidence is all you need to know the only thing she cared about was covering her ass, not coming clean or being honest.
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, I don't see how you can claim that everyone who cheats, will always cheat. I will grant you, that in a lot of those cases, that is true. But without knowing the circumstances around each individual, you cannot claim that your statement is 100% true. (And no, I'm not a cheater, and my bf isn't either, and I like to think that I'm not an idiot.)
Felecorr 0
Fair enough, I should have said "Is more than likely".