Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
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Sexywifey91 0
take back that ring!
dreamering 16
now you know the bitch
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Comments (215)
SebastianG 2
Get the ring back and then ditch that bitch :)
nikkibaby611 6
Minor oversight... Hahah
truerebel 1
That's why people of the opposite gender can't be "just friends"
HighlandShadows 48
Tell that to the countless dozens of people who complain about being stuck in the friend-zone.
xs4u 13
Yeah! Duh! Before u guys met!
RamblerNamedRose 7
Why were you looking through her computer in the first place?
HighasaCloud 46
Although this is phrased as a legitimate question, I am certain you appended to it the connotation that he had no right to use her computer. Nowhere in this FML does it indicate that he was snooping. Being that they were engaged, they probably lived together and shared it. He could have very likely been managing his own files in the same folder and stumbled upon the video.
hberri331 18
If she is wearing your engagement ring then isn't she your fiancé not your girlfriend??! I smell bullshit.
Um_bye 21
Don't you mean ex girlfriend?
TheRealStunts 27
You should upload that video somewhere and link us to it. For research purposes. Also revenge.